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Thursday, February 16th, 2006
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11:47 am - One more self promotion for the pile
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So tired. I can...barely...type this message. Instead I will....drag this out...in a Shatner like...ordeal. Shamelessly self promoting myself....so tiring. How can I....possibly speak more of myself? Keeping track of every possible....mention of my bloated ego...in any 2 cent...crappy zine is sapping all my strength. How will I ever....work up the energy to flirt with strangers? How! How! KHAN!!!!
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| Wednesday, September 21st, 2005
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1:06 pm - New pets
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Thanks for the ride home Bob. I really appreciate you driving. I can’t figure out what happened to my car. It almost seems like some drunk drove it home after clubbing. Ah well. Would you like to come in for some coffee? Oh, just one cup. You can meet my new pet! It’s a rare breed - a purple breasted attention muncher! How do I know its purple breasted? Why it can’t seem to keep them in it’s shirt! You would like some wine instead of coffee? Need a stiff drink after seeing my new pet, do you? Well, we can’t keep wine in the house. It will set my pet howling and screeching all night about “subtle undertones” and “woody textures”. The wife and I will never get any sleep! Oh, that blood and apocalyptic paraphernalia. We can’t get rid of it. Every time we try to clean up the house it just reappears. Black spandex and red lipstick everywhere. And don’t get me started about the condition of my camera. Poor thing is worn out from overuse. I never knew our pet could use up a camera so fast! Little Fluffy sure is fun though. Pets are great. Tell you what! If she has a litter I’ll bring one by. On second thought, I wouldn’t hold your breath waiting for one.
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| Thursday, August 25th, 2005
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7:54 pm - The agony of wedded bliss.
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Why are all you sheep out there falling for society's lies about marriage? The man is just trying to tie you down with the choking noose of monogamy. Love as many people as you can get your hands on (in my case is has been many). You breeders and your commitment bore me.
Wait, I take that back. I'm gettin' hitched! Send presents.
current mood:  Tortured
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